Rag Time Podcast Episode 18 – ZERO DORK GANGSTERS

Happy MLK Day from your pals at Rag Time! Martin Luther King had a dream… And in this Episode we have one dream and two nightmares. Special guests Will Starr and Dale Lucas join Suds as he hunts for Bin Laden in ZERO DARK THIRTY (00:45:00), watches Arnold Schwarzenegger decay in THE LAST STAND (01:30:43) and takes on the LA Mob in GANGSTER SQUAD (01:54:12). Hold onto your butts, it’s another action-packed episode!

[Next on Rag Time 19 — Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, Parker, and Bullet to the Head]

RagTime Podcast Episode 17 – More Misérables

Hey everybody! Happy New Year from your pals at RagTime. We’re kicking off 2013 with a thunderous bang! In Episode 17 we grew old watching This is 40 (00:25:15), we became miserable watching Les Misérables (01:06:03) and we were freed from bondage watching Django Unchained (01:52:45). That’s over 7 hours of movie packed into one episode, so you better enjoy the hell out of it! [Next Time on the Rag—Zero Dark Thirty, Gangster Squad and The Last Stand]

RagTime Podcast Episode 16 – Two Hobbits

Hey everybody!  Well, it’s the end of 2012, and we all survived the apocalypse (except for KStew’s dignity)…time for another episode of RagTime!  In this episode we see a Hobbit solving a conspiracy in JACK REACHER (00:35:08) and we all go also full nerd for another Hobbit in THE HOBBIT (01:35:35).  Plus, our very first female co-host!  What a brave, brave woman.  Just thinking about it makes my little wizard shoot a lightning bolt!  [ Next time on the Rag - DJANGO UNCHAINED plus the RagTime 2013 death pool! ]

RagTime Podcast Episode 15 – Merry Fucking Xmas!

Hey everybody!  Merry fucking X-mas!  It’s the official 2012 RagTime Xmas episode!  We are filled with holiday cheer as we review some Xmas classics such as MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET (00:52:50) and IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE (01:24:20).  Why are we reviewing the classics?  Well, frankly because KILLING THEM SOFTLY (02:26:50) was the only other movie that came out in the last two weeks, so we had to do SOMETHING.  So here we go with episode 15!  Also, special guest Zay sits in once again plus Trailer Trash, Doomsday predictions, and Suds’ celebrity gift guide!  We also call Kristen Stewart a cunt (again).  [ Next time on the Rag - THE HOBBIT, JACK REACHER, and ZERO DARK THIRTY. ]

RagTime Podcast Episode 14 – Breaking Red Dawn

Hey everybody!  That’s right – we sacrificed for YOU loyal listener, and got our panties sopping wet over THE TWILIGHT SAGA : BREAKING DAWN (PART 2) (01:50:05). You will hear ALL about it in this episode. In addition, we checked out Chris Hemsworth in the remake of RED DAWN (00:40:55) and the latest Ang Lee directed LIFE OF PI (01:25:19).  We only really liked one of these movies – we’ll let you guess which one.  Plus, News, Trailer Trash, and shitload of car alarms going off and motorcycles driving by as Suds records on location in South Central.  [ Next time on the Rag - KILLING THEM SOFTLY and who knows what the fuck else. ]

RagTime Podcast Episode 13 – Iron Flight

Hey everybody! It’s been 50 years of Bond and 13 episodes of Rag Time. And for lucky number 13 we got a mixed batch of manly surprises– from Kung Fu to Denzel to James fucking Bond– you’re guaranteed to have a deeper voice and a 5 O’Clock shadow by the time this one is over. Kick back, open your ear holes and prepare for insanity as we review THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS (00:45:40), FLIGHT (01:07:18) and SKYFALL (01:53:14)!  WARNINGS: 1. There WILL be spoilers. If you want to see any of these movies, do not listen until you have seen them! 2. If you are easily offended by anything, this probably isn’t the podcast for you. For everyone else– enjoy! [ Next time on the Rag-- we take a major hit for the team and suffer through THE TWILIGHT SAGA : BREAKING DAWN PART 2 as well as the interesting looking entry from Director Ang Lee-- LIFE OF PI. ]

SUDS’ TOP 15 MARTIAL ARTS FILMS OF ALL FUCKING TIME:

15. New Legend of Shaolin

[aka Legend of the Red Dragon] (1994)

14. The Street Fighter (1974)

13. The Swordsman II

[aka The Legend of the Swordsman] (1992)

12.  Iron Monkey (1993)

11. Bloodsport (1988)

10. Ninja Assassin (2009)

9. Zatōichi (2003)

8. Drunken Master II

[aka The Legend of Drunken Master] (1994)

7. Ip Man (2008)

6. The Raid

[aka The Raid: Redemption](2011)

5.  Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (2000)

4.  Ong-Bak: Muay Thai Warrior (2003)

3. Enter the Dragon (1973)

2.  Fist of Fury

[aka The Chinese Connection] (1972)

1. Fist of Legend (1994)

RagTime Podcast Episode 012 – Cadillac Atlas

Hey everybody!   Schwood is back from vacation, and things are back to full swing here on the Rag! And what a doozey we have for you this time…possibly a contender for WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR – plus tons of news, banter, swearing, dick jokes – everything you love about RagTime…right here…right now.  Give it to me good.  Oh so good you dirty dirty sexy listeners.  Whoa…got a bit out of control there…well, that’s what this episode is all about – enjoy as we review ALEX CROSS (00:45:10) and CLOUD ATLAS (01:40:20)! Fuck to the yea and balls too! WARNINGS:  1.  There will be spoilers.  If you want to see any of these movies, do not listen until you have seen them!  2.  If you are easily offended by anything…this probably isn’t the podcast for you.  For everyone else…enjoy!  [ On the next episode of....Time.  Rag Time.  That's right ladies and gentlemen after 4 years Bond is back in SKYFALL! Plus, THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS and FLIGHT!  ]

RagTime Podcast Episode 011 – Argo Boom!

Hey everybody! Episode 11 is pure ear-meth— TAKEN 2 (00:11:43), ARGO (00:51:55) and HERE COMES THE BOOM! (01:24:15). Does Liam save his family? Does B’Affleck save the hostages?? Does Kevin James save the school??? Find out on this episode of the Rag!  WARNINGS:  1.  There will be spoilers.  If you want to see any of these movies, do not listen until you have seen them!  2.  If you are easily offended by anything…this probably isn’t the podcast for you.  For everyone else…enjoy!  [ Next time on the Rag we'll be reviewing ALEX CROSS and CLOUD ATLAS!  ]

RagTime Podcast Episode 010 – End of Dredd

Hey everybody!   Longest. Podcast. Ever. That’s right folks – we’re sending a special message to those haters who complain about the length of our podcast.  Either that, or we just can’t seem to shut the fuck up.  Either way, on this episode, we review END OF WATCH (00:42:00), DREDD (01:26:16), and LOOPER (02:02:15).  Super ‘splosion action-packed extravaganza!!  Get ready for some testosterone!  Also, sitting in on the episode is returning guest I.M. SEAY – look for his album Pre-Novella on iTunes. WARNINGS:  1.  There will be spoilers.  If you want to see any of these movies, do not listen until you have seen them!  2.  If you are easily offended by anything…this probably isn’t the podcast for you.  For everyone else…enjoy!  [ Next time on the Rag...no Schwood, but Suds and guest will be holding it down with TAKEN 2, ARGO, and HERE COMES THE BOOM!  ]